the kind of music asks i always want to see

verybee:

so i made my own list:

1.    a song from the year you were born
2.    a song that reminds you of school
3.    a song tied to a specific moment in your life
4.     a song that is not sung in your native language
5.     a song over 5 minutes long
6.     a song under 2 minutes long
7.     an instrumental
8.     a classical piece
9.     a song with no percussion
10.   something you’ve heard performed live
11.   something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live
12.   a song by an artist who’s from where you’re from (town/city/state/country)
13.   a song made suddenly precious because of a special someone
14.   a song made suddenly awful because of a special someone
15.   something to BELT SHAMELESSLY/do DIVA HANDS to
16.   something to SCREAM ALONG to
17.   a song for raging
18.   a song that demands lipsyncing into a makeshift microphone
19.   the last song you had stuck in your head
20.   a song you’re dying to master all the words to
21.   a song that you could SLAY at karaoke
22.   a song you can’t help but dance to
23.   a song that makes you want to dance on a table
24.   a song that makes you wanna STRIP
25.   a song with a great music video
26.   a song that makes you act out the music video when you hear it
27.   a song with counting
28.   a song with spelling
29.   a song with lots of clapping
30.   a song 40 years older than you
31.   a song you wish your parents didn’t know the words to
32.   a song whose lyrics shocked you once you were old enough to understand them
33.   a song you have ZERO patience for
34.   a song you’d like your favorite artist to cover
35.   a great song you discovered thanks to a movie
36.   a great song you discovered thanks to television
37.   a song you’re ashamed to have in your music library
38.   ok what’s the song you were too ashamed to even post for #37
39.   the most played song in your music library
40.   favorite disney song

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stylebychristie asked:

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Hey! I love your blog! Btw i dont really have a style, i just post stuff i like haha. Which includes your stuff cuz you’re cool

sushinfood:
“ alphyees:
“ sushinfood:
“ storyofacynicalgirl:
“ phan-is-sempiternal:
“ mousathe14:
“ gehayi:
“ profeminist:
“ Tampons are a “luxury item” ”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was...

sushinfood:

alphyees:

sushinfood:

storyofacynicalgirl:

phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are a “luxury item”

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Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s.., that’s insane.

what the fuck did i just read

I can’t stop making the stank face at this…

not to mention how fucking toxic tampons even are and the fact companies refuse to even tell you what you’re putting in yourself…

fake ass story aside that’s the worst photoshop skills I’ve ever seen Jesus Christ did you do this in windows paint? you can see that you covered the tile up and put something over it.

Dude, of course the picture is fake it’s being used to talk about the issue of tampons being marketed as a luxury. And honestly, I fully believe the story because I was once told to “cross my legs harder” instead of being allow to go change my pad during school by a male teacher. Upon trying to tell him that’s not how periods worked, he told me to take it up with the principal, who sent me to the vice principal, who was thankfully a woman who allowed me to change my pad and told my teacher he was in the wrong.

Like. These stories happen all the time. You cannot just march into someone’s post and say it’s a “fake ass story.” You were not there and many cis men are not actually educated about periods, nor do they want to be as they’re taught by other cis men that it’s gross, disgusting and a reason “women are bitchy” nothing more.

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lunalovegouda:

the-headless-king:

trynagetmylifetogether:

kween-geetaaa:

ladycreep:

sizvideos:

A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video)

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

I do this to my son and it works lol

Reblog to save a parent

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)

Rock the baby like a motherfucking lava lamp

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ryttu3k:

sherolck:

sherolck:

“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it

Another good response along with “Why not?” - “As opposed to?”

Just watch them try not to say ‘normal’, JUST WATCH THEM.

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I got kicked in the face and ended up with a slightly swollen bloody lip but is ok 😂😂😂😂

agentpeggyromanoff:

cipollakate:

nickthepigeon:

stealing-your-wife:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

@iamsloththethird

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